It's Not That Bad, Honestly

Time for me to spill about my imperfectness throughout the week.

• I did not have to look back at my calendar to see what I had even done this past week
• Holy Crap what did I do last week? (Oh, I remember now)
• I did not take Ayden to school over 2 hours late because I could not, just could not get out of bed
  
• I did not misinform my manager why I could not make it into work one day (so that I could stay home and clean the house for a party the next day)
  
• I did not secretly want her to fire me (wishing is closer to the truth)
  
• I did not tape plastic Ziploc bags over Logan's socks so he could play outside because I left his shoes at home. Ok honestly, I did not do this.... Michael did
  
• I did not find an old, unopened Star Wars figurine in my house only to wrap it and claim it's from "Santa" on Christmas morning
• I did not let my 4 year old play video games for hours on end so that I could study for finals
  
• I did not IM my bestie (who is in the same class) while taking said final and ask her what the answers to numbers 2, 6, 29, and 32 were. I really didn't do that, because I don't honestly remember what questions I needed answers for.
• I did not make my husband stay up with me until 2 am cleaning for that party I mentioned. Nope, I let him go to bed at midnight. I'm the one that stayed up until 2
• I did not leave Logan in the playpen for more than half the week instead of just cleaning the floor.
  
• I am not dragging this out for a longer post, I would never do that!

This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.